Chile pah-leeze.

Got this from an ad on Craigslist.....person wants someone to steal cable tv for them...enjoy:

OK I HAVE HAD SO MANY PEOPLE CALL ME TEXT ME AND EVEN COME OVER WHO CLAIM THEY CAN AND WILL HOOK MY CABLE UP BUT DONT COME BACK. IM A REAL M.F HUSTLER AND I KNOW HOW TO GET MONEY SO ALL YOU FAKE A** NIGGAS WHO SAY THEY KNOW HOW TO GET MONEY BY PUTTING FAKE A** JOBS ON CL GET REAL AND TAKE NOTES. IF YOU CLAIM YOU CAN DO A JOB MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE TOOLS TO DO IT EVEN I KNOW THAT, LOL. AND DONT GIVE EXCUSES CAUSE MY TIME AND MY MONEY IS VALUABLE. AND STOP PLAYING PHONE TAG IF YOU A HUSTLER GET YOUR LAZY A** UP AND GET MONEY STOP LETTING YO WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND STOP YOU CAUSE THE B**CH GONE WANT SOME WHEN YOU GET IT. IF SHE AINT DOWN WITH YOU GETTING MONEY LET THE H*E GO.

SO LIKE A SAID I HAVE $40 DOLLARS AND THATS IT SO DONT ASK , MY LINE IS ON A POLE SO DONT ASK ,AND IT IS TAGGED IT WOULD ONLY TAKE ABOUT 15 MIN TO 30 MIN AT BEST TO HOOK IT UP SO IF SOMEONE CAN HELP WHO LIVES CLOSE TO DEKALB COUNTY (STONE MOUNTAIN, DECATUR, CLAKSTON, TUCKER) AND HAS THE EQUIPMENT PLEASE CALL ME.


(The person's name is "Precious.")