From Jugs (a conversation with her cousin):
Jugs: How are YOU doing?
Cousin: Ah, as good as someone with 5 hours of sleep who awoke to a toddler who insisted on talking NONSTOP all morning. Aidan is driving me batty! He talks to hear himself I think. This morning, he was saying, “Mommy!” over and over again and I was trying to ignore (after 2 hours of entertaining it!) and finally I said, “WHAT?!”. Well he looks at me, smiles and says “I BLINKED!”
Thanks for the newsflash kid. I’m sure it will happen several million more times today. He kills me!