Double Dare Meets MXC

There has been a reality show created for me. Double Dare meets MXC. Instead of kids playing and having to answer random pop culture questions, no, instead, not only is it time to make an ass out of one's self as an adult, but doing so as an American...in Japan.

It's called, "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow."

Thus far, we have Americans...dressed as babies...doing "physical challenges" that only makes them look like morons (somewhere in there is a fetish for someone). The name of the gameshow is Majide, and, for the most part, is in Japanese (obviously, it's in Japan).

Where else can you hear phrases like, "BIG BABY GO BOOM!" "SPIN DA BABIES!" "BIG BABIES ARE STILL SPINNING!" "DAT EES ONE BIG HAIRY BABY!" "ANDREW'S LAST SPURT!" "DAT BABY IS SOOPAH ASS-LETE!"


Ah....to have been selected for this show. I'd rock it hard!