Didn't you know?
When I was flying to and from Vegas one flight, Prince William was in the seat next to me. We chatted, and we became close friends. When I was presented to Queen Elizabeth II and Catherine (future wife of William,) Queen Elizabeth II had the audacity to ask me, "well what do you do that makes you so important?!" I replied to her, "I own my own publishing company, and I would be more than happy to send you some of our newest works." Catherine responded with a nasty glare, but the Queen was delighted.
William and I have been friends ever since.
Of course...this was all part of the dream I had the other night.