Thursday, December 4, 2008

From Craigslist

I kid you not.

A GOOD MECHANIC WANTED ASAP - $135 (MARIETTA)
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Date: 2008-12-04, 3:12PM EST

HOW MUCH OR YOU ASKING? ON A BUDGET DONT HAVE MUCH CASH CAN OFFER YOU A NIGHT OUT WITH A WOMAN I NEED MY BRAKELINE REPLACE ON MY 95 CADDY SEDAN DEVILLE IM LOOKING FOR A CERTIFIED MECHANIC WITH PLENTY OF EXPERINCE NO PLAY OR PAY UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE

1 comment:

Amanda said...

I can give you a night out with a woman? I'm sorry, are we now bartering women as commodities because I thought we sort of left that system behind in the Dark Ages.