Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Funny things I read online today:

"Laboratory mix puppy"
(I think they meant Labrador mix...unless they meant Frankenstein's puppy)

"Lizard fo adotion....mali euromastticks."
(Lizard foR adoPtion...mali UROMASTYX. Euromastticks sounds like a band name.)

"Baby cat needs to go."
(Do they mean....kitten?)

"Shit zoo free to a good home."
(Hmm....makes sense...why would you charge for such a fecal zoo?)

1 comment:

The Journey said...

Where is an English major when you need one?

Obviously not working at a newspaper!