Top 10 Reasons to date a sport bike rider
1: They have strong fingers.
2: They always know when to slow down and speed up.
3: They have tremendous stamina and endurance.
4: They always wear proper protection.
5: They have the fastest 'lap' times.
6: They know how to work their tools.
7: They Love getting dirty.
8: The harder and faster they go, the better.
9: They know how to work around tight areas with ease.
10: They're always practicing so they can become better.
Top 10 Reasons Why It’s Good to be Catholic...
A refresher from last year....
10. It's politically incorrect - Annoy the Catholic bashers.
9. You can sing badly, and no one cares - 9 out of 10 American Catholics are musically-impaired.
8. You can impress your friends - Tell them you belong to a militant international institution.
7. Your mother. Low cost way to keep her happy.
6. Great weddings - When it comes to ceremony and the parties afterwards, the Catholic Church is smokin'
5. Great Pope!
4. Saints. Talk about friends in high places!
3. Confession. It's not fun, but what a deal!
2. Dependability. Jesus founded our Church on Peter, the rock, and promised that the gates of Hell would not prevail against it.
And the number one reason to stay Roman Catholic is the awesome gift that no other church can offer....drumroll please...
1. The Eucharist!
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