Hm.

From a news article in which an Australian man sold his soul to Hell....Hell Pizza (a pizza chain):

"Scott offered his soul on the TradeMe site on Wednesday, saying he had not found it to be much use.

'I can't see it, touch it or feel it, but I can sell it, so I'm going to palm it off to the highest bidder,' Scott, 24, said on the sale site."



Hm. "Not found it to be much use." Wouldn't it be interesting if Someone up above and Someone down below were watching this, and he actually did sell his soul to the Devil? Bet he'd think twice and ask about a refund policy.