Darn you, Christen

You have me on this haiku kick! (And, since I apparently have to preface any "creative writing" I do so as not to offend anyone or be questioned as to the meaning behind it - lol....no....there are no stalkers or psychos that are bothering me. There has only been one "dumbass" in my life, and that's no secret who that is. Yes, I do suck at Kickball.)

Psychos/Stalkers:

You ignore us all
But not when you spread your lies
Oh psycho how sad.

Stalking is not cool
A compliment it is not
Move on with your life.

If I had a dime
For every lie you spread
I would be wealthy.

Everyone needs friends
So really what is one more?
I want to be friends.

Everyone hates foes
So really why not stop now?
Melt your icy heart.

"Dumbass:"

You treated me poor
Hurt me in mind and body
Karma will prevail.

You promised me love
But instead you gave me lies
I have overcome.


"Love:"

You nibble the tip
Of my finger and only
We know what it means.

I am not ticklish
Though tickling you makes me laugh
Oh you bring such joy.

"Random:"

XBox makes me smile
Online gamers not so much
Team Fortress Prevail!

Kickball can be fun
Even when you are drinking
I suck at kickball.

More Random Haikus.

Penguins are so cool
Polar bears are really neat
Darn global warming.


Trees are books of life
Each ring is a new chapter
Forest library.


Turning and turning
Today is an awful gyre
Post-modern Shelby.


Granola...rockin
Oats, almonds, and energy
I love granola.

Haiku: "Rain."

Standing in the rain
My tears match the falling sky
Help me to be strong.