"Laboratory mix puppy"
(I think they meant Labrador mix...unless they meant Frankenstein's puppy)
"Lizard fo adotion....mali euromastticks."
(Lizard foR adoPtion...mali UROMASTYX. Euromastticks sounds like a band name.)
"Baby cat needs to go."
(Do they mean....kitten?)
"Shit zoo free to a good home."
(Hmm....makes sense...why would you charge for such a fecal zoo?)
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Where is an English major when you need one?
Obviously not working at a newspaper!
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