So we've seen fictional movies such as Silence of the Lambs and Ravenous, and we've heard of people eating people, but we had an interesting discussion today at work (that only we could have).
My coworker is looking through body-building photos online, and I say, "you know, if I was a cannibal, I'd want to eat those people." My coworker laughed.
Picture shows rippled quads (FYI: Bodybuilders? Blagh!). I say, "like that - that would make a nice London Broil."
Coworker 2: "Looks like a ham hock."
My other coworker joined in, "nah, they'd (bodybuilders) be tough - you need some fat."
My third coworker said, "that's what worries me - what if I bulk up and end up around a bunch of cannibals??"
Coworker two: [lean runner type] "They'd just pick their teeth with me."
Coworker three: [bodybuilder] "Nah, they'd grind you up and make you hot dogs or something."
Coworker two: "Smoke me and make me jerky, no doubt."
Coworker three: "We may be difficult to catch, but we'd make for some good eatin'."
And these are the conversations at my work.
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